No way to avoid it

Okay there is no way to avoid it anymore, I must grade AP essays. Damn. Remind me again why I became an English teacher? Maybe the solution would be to not assign written work. Hmm then I'd only create a generation of people who can't write - wait it has already been done. Why couldn't I have taught math - no essays in math, except I hate math. What about science? - lab reports. Social studies? - more papers. Damn I'm stuck. Oh well. Here's an interesting and funny Macbeth monologue translation by one of my brighter students. Click on the picture to read it.