Tuesday, January 31, 2006

New Changes

So several things have changed since I last blogged - strange how so much can change in a week.

Well, we have know for quite a while that Gene's granny- mobile wouldn't last much longer, and she proved right. Gene took the 1989 Mercury Topaz we bought from my Great-grandmother for $1 to get new brake pads because it sounded like a dying cat with a dying chainsaw was locked in the wheel wells. The mechanic told Gene straight out that it wasn't even worth putting new brake pads on the car because Gene would spend more on two brake pads than the car was worth! In addition, the mechanic told Gene that there were so many other problem just with the under carriage that he should drive it to the nearest junk dealer and sell it while it still ran. Without even looking under the hood he estimated at least $1000 worth of repairs including a new muffler, CV boots, tire rods, rear brake pads, & various miscellany. The tire rods were a must because if they failed the wheel would fall off the car! Now imagine going 60 MPH and your damn wheel falls off! So that was when Gene stopped driving the Topaz. I happened to be going down to DSM the next weekend to do "good-little-obedient-daughter" duty, so we decided that I should look for a car in DSM that was under $2000 and ran reasonably well with less than 150,000 miles on it. Okay, there were literally like 4 in the greater DSM area that fit those criteria. So we put a down payment of $200 on a 1995 Dodge Neon with 120,000 miles and a new engine (basically). So we are now (or will be on Saturday) the proud owners of a fire engine red, 2004 Olds Alero and a plain-ass white, 1995 Dodge Neon - but at least it has a "spunky" green stripe down the side. See our bragging pics below. - correction Blogger hates my soul so there will be no pics now.

In addition my personal computer is in its last death throes - it can no longer handle running Solitaire - and not the fancy one - the one that comes with Windows. So, since mine had dutifully put in its time since 1999 - it came to Drake with me as a freshman, saw its way up four flights of stairs twice to GK and Crawford, lived through Scott Thomas at the Big House and mice at the Little House, student teaching, teaching, and more teaching - we decided it was time to give a dignified retirement. We purchased a brand new HP laptop with 1 Gig of RAM, 80 Gig of hard drive space, DVD/CD burner, and an internal wireless card on Saturday. I am amazed that programs no longer take 10 minutes to open up - that I no longer have time to take a shower before my computer fully boots in the morning. It is a world of wonder and excitement - all caused by a lovely little machine. See more bragging pics below :) - correction Blogger hates my soul so there will be no pics now.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

So what IS in a name?

When I started this blog I had every intention of its being a philosophical treatise; however, it has quickly become more of emotional therapy. With my original intention in mind I pose a question:

What importance so we place on a name? Is a name more than just that? If so, what all do we encompass in our discernment of a name?


Personally, I never thought about the importance of names until I started doing genealogy research this summer. I found the Mormon's search engine (very helpful if you know the full names of long dead ancestors like great or great-great grandparents - oh and you aren't Catholic - sorry Mel and Colleen) www.familysearch.org and started collecting information on my mother's maternal side (mother's mother's family). I quickly - well not so quickly actually - found out that, according to the Mormon's, I am descended from not one but two royal dynasties. Through the Mormon's records I found direct links to the Plantagenet and Carolingian royal dynasties. This meant that I was descended from some of the most famous (or infamous) people in Medieval history - King Edward III (Longshanks), King John (a.k.a Evil Prince John), Eleanor of Aquitaine (most powerful woman in Medieval Europe), & Charlemagne (along with a bunch of other Holy Roman Emperors)! In addition, I also found out that I am descended from two Catholic saints and two nearly saints (people who were marked as Blessed but got no further). I mean these aren't you popular, everyday saints - I bet my mother-in-law wouldn't have even heard of them. I am descended from Saint Begga (Beggia, Beggue, Bega) and Saint Arnulf of Metz - both of whom were sainted for -- I kid you not -- building churches and dying of old age. It must have been a slow day on the Vatican roster.

This discovery of my connection to such prominent and once powerful names made me feel important. However, was this newly found feeling of importance and permanence deserved or was it simply an ignorant clutch at pseudo fame? Why should my feeling of self worth and importance change because of suddenly being connected to a few names? I didn't know these people - there must be thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people also descended from them - so why do I feel so special to part of their "name?" Does only a name add importance?

What do you think?

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Cleaning and New Year's Resolutions

So, it's nearly a month after the New Year and I am finally making some resolutions. I realized that without a formal resolution I am forcing myself to be cleaner and more organized. I bought a crap-load (highly technical terminology here) of stuff to organize and file school work. Gone are the days of endless piles of papers or so much stuff on my desk that you can't tell it is made of wood. Four of my students and I also spent 4 hours this evening cleaning my classrooms. Apparently the janitorial staff has forgotten that my room exists because the dust, crap, and randomness on my floor was enough to swallow a small puppy. We cleared out all the desks and literally scrubbed the floor - as in on our hands and knees. My room now smells like a combination of lemon-scented cleaner and the liquid cancer we used to scour the floor. God I love my students. It does make me feel better about the fact that my peers are in grad school or making it big elsewhere that I have two or three students who chose to like, and maybe even love, me enough to give me all their free time. I guess this is why I am a teacher. No - that's wrong - this is a perk to being a teacher. I am a teacher because sometime, long ago, God knows where or when, I decided that what I could do best in the world was help, and the best way to help was to teach. I guess maybe in a small way I was right. Professors and administrator always preach not to get too close - and maybe they are right - but how can I help if I'm not close enough to touch? Have they been out of it so long they have forgotten the need to be touched? Not necessarily in the physical sense, but what about the emotional, intellectual, dare I even hope spiritual? I get so frustrated sometimes with my chosen profession, and then moment like today happen where you realize that maybe it isn't all for naught - maybe you do matter in the tiniest bit.

Okay, wow that came out of nowhere. Okay enough blog therapy for today. So back to resolutions. I hereby resolve to stay organized and even clean. I could resolve to lose weight, but I'm just too tired to do workout videos after I get home from a 12-hour day. It does depress me to remember how thin and in shape I was when I went to Drake. I weighed 140 pounds and could run a mile without wheezing, gasping, or collapsing. I looked good in clothing and could turn guys' head when all dolled up. Jesus what the hell went wrong? Okay, I hereby also resolve to eat more healthy, not give in to emotional eating or hormonal cravings, and *gasp, cringe* exercise 3 times a weeks. I am adding the caveat that by exercising I mean doing one 8 minute Abs, Buns, Thighs, or Arms video.

Okay that is enough life altering decisions for one day. Now that I've bared my soul and resolutions all of you have to do the same.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

How the bastardization of Shakespeare is causing global warming

Upon grading 50 AP papers on William Shakespeare's zenith of self-induced tragedy Macbeth, I have come to a few startling conclusions. One, that as a self-proclaimed Shakespeare and Anglophile, I truly love all that is Shakespearean. Two, that high school students can rarely understand the true genius of Shakespearean language. To this end, I have realized that all "intrapersonal assignments" and "creative writings" done by the average high school student should be irrefutably and irrevocably banned from existence. I am positive that due to translations such as "get some balls and be a man and we won't fail" from the sanctified "but screw your courage to the sticking place and we'll not fail" and "Giving tight pants to a fat woman to save some cloth and a few pennies" from "Here's an English tailor come hither for stealing out of a French hose" Shakespeare is turning over in his grave. I further postulate that due to the numerous instances of such blasphemies as listed above Shakespeare is spinning so fast in his grave that he has created his own gravitational pull and atmosphere. In accordance, this newly created atmosphere and gravity belt have thrown off the magnetic pull of the North and South poles. In so doing, the Earth's atmosphere has grown warmer (commonly interpreted as "global warming") and ecosystems across the known world have been thrown off kilter. All this due to high schoolers attempting to rewrite Shakespeare.

Things accomplished

Things accomplished this weekend:

  • cleaned the house - all of it - every room - even dusted and scrubed
  • got paintings from our honeymoon (1 1/2 years ago) framed and hung
  • bought picture frames and hung pictures from Hawaii
  • put all the pictures from Hawaii in photo albums
  • wrapped presents for Gene's family and my dad
  • did the laundry - all of it - every piece - even hung it up
  • graded 50 AP essays on Macbeth - without shooting myself :)
  • graded 50 AP independent novel essays - without shooting myself or my students :) :)
  • realized I need to reteach basic English to my AP seniors because they didn't learn or remember how to do the following:
  • How and when to use punctuation
    Their vs there
    Its vs it's
    What is 1st, 2nd, 3rd person
    How to use the words abase and albeit
  • graded all the random shit that has piled up since before the fall play

To do:

  • input all those damn grades into the computer - now done
  • grade all the Lunch Box Theatre skits saved on the tape - now done
  • input those damn Lunch Box Theatre grades - now done
  • write a test over Emma, Sense & Sensibility, Pride & Prejudice, & Northanger Abbey - now done
  • finish vocab for 2nd semster - now done
  • write discussion questions for Pride & Prejudice
  • decide on a floor plan for the spring play - now done
  • type up play rehearsal schedules
  • start blocking - now done

Damn....and I thought I could slack off this week. :(

No way to avoid it

Okay there is no way to avoid it anymore, I must grade AP essays. Damn. Remind me again why I became an English teacher? Maybe the solution would be to not assign written work. Hmm then I'd only create a generation of people who can't write - wait it has already been done. Why couldn't I have taught math - no essays in math, except I hate math. What about science? - lab reports. Social studies? - more papers. Damn I'm stuck. Oh well. Here's an interesting and funny Macbeth monologue translation by one of my brighter students. Click on the picture to read it.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Cruise Review - Overview

Okay I promise to put up more descriptive posts this weekend with pictures and all, but this it the best I can do for now. People have been wanting to know how the cruise went and this was the review I wrote for the ship.


My entire family, fifteen people in total, just arrived home from a 7-day cruise on the Pride of Aloha. Having read other reviews for the past year about this ship, we were leery going into it, but were very pleasantly surprised and relieved with our experiences.

Eight of us flew in two days before the cruise left in order to see Pearl Harbor, the USS Arizona Memorial, & the USS Missouri. We booked our own airfare and hotel instead of going through NCL America. This was cheaper and worked fine since we were arriving so much before the cruise. We stayed at the Waikiki Sand Villa hotel. It is cheap – but not that great of a hotel. They have no airport shuttle, nor any suggestions on how to get there from the airport. When we arrived at approximately 10 p.m. Honolulu time (it was 2 a.m. to our jet lagged minds and bodies,) we found out that half the hotel did not have electricity! The power had been off for about an hour and a half and they didn’t know when they would gain full power again. The kicker was that they “didn’t know” which half the hotel had power and which half didn’t!! They suggested we buy a drink at the bar and wait a half hour because then they might have enough power to run the elevators and get our luggage to us on the third floor. We had my 72 & 76-year-old grandparents with us, and explained that there was no way they could wait that long. The management was unwilling to find someone to carry the bags up to the third floor for them. My husband and my room was the only one with power, so we all just took a carry-on up. My 7o year-old grandparents and my mother had to take showers in complete darkness. My uncle and my husband waited up for another hour until the power came on the elevators worked. When we telephoned the front desk to ask if our luggage would be delivered soon, they answered maybe. My husband and uncle then went down, found the manager, and had to force the manager to bring up the luggage himself because the bell boy went home. The next day and nights’ stays were much better. The rooms are clean and had nice amenities, such as mini fridges and lanais which were much appreciated. The hotel claim to have a free continental breakfast, but it is merely dry mini-doughnuts, orange juice drink (not actual orange juice) and coffee. The pool is very nice – beautiful and warm. The only problem with the pool is the hours. It doesn’t open until 9 a.m. and closes at 9 p.m. The hotel also has free high-speed Internet access for hotel guests. There is a hospitality room with 5 computers in it for guests’ use.

We took a Pearl Harbor, USS Missouri, & city tour on Christmas Eve. This was a wonderful tour. It was arranged through the concierge at our hotel. We arrived at Pearl Harbor early, toured the USS Arizona Memorial, the USS Missouri, & then were given a bus tour around Honolulu. It was well worth the money.

We embarked the Pride of Aloha at 1 p.m. on Christmas Day. The embarkation process could not have been easier. Even though our travel agent had screwed up our reservations and not gotten us the required travel and embarkation documents, NCL and the Pride of Aloha staff took care of us like we were guests of honor. It took less than a hour from the time we got out of the cabs until we got into our rooms – and our luggage beat us to our rooms!

We all had inside, K-class staterooms – which means they were small. However, my husband and I (both over 6-feet tall) had no trouble in getting around the space. We were able to unpack and store the suitcases under the bed. We did have to stack clothing on the safe in the closet, but that was fine with us. One nice thing was the mini fridges in the rooms; this allowed us to keep refreshments and snacks cold and at hand.

We ate mainly in the Crossings dining room. This is one of the two main dining rooms. We found that *usually* the service was faster here than in the Palace dining room. However, this was not always the case. On the second to last night, it took an hour and a half to make it through all the courses, and we were frequently waiting 10-15 minutes for the next course to arrive. However, the two times we ate in the Palace dining room dinner took two hours both times. I have hypoglycemia and one night was forced into a low blood sugar attack due to the slow service in the Palace dining room. On the whole, the food is wonderful. I preferred the chilled fruit soups (even the Watermelon-Avocado – I’m not joking, really), but my husband equally enjoyed the warm soups. Even my grandfather who has gout was able to find something appetizing to eat every night.

We did eat in one specialty restaurant the Pacific Heights restaurant. It has a pacific rim, Asian flair. The entrees mainly focus on fish; however, my father ordered the lamb shank and we were shocked when it came. It was nearly an entire lamb leg! There was so much meat we all shared it. There is a $10 cover charge for this restaurant, and the food isn’t necessarily any better than the main dining rooms. The upside is if you are craving sushi, you can get it here.

There are two swimming pools and four hot tubs. We found the best time to get in both was between 8 and 10 p.m. The small children were all in bed, the teenagers were at their club, and many people were still eating dinner. This left the pools and hot tubs relatively empty. Additionally it is nice to take a swim under the stars.

There are numerous bars aboard – only one of which we visited. We had champagne cocktails in the Plantation Club one night. There was a live singer who talked more than sang. We left soon after.

The Hawaiian Cultural Center on board is very nice. It has displays chronicling the various epochs in Hawaiian culture. There is also a Hawaiian Ambassador on board who leads hula classes and teaches native crafts. The hula lessons are a fun one hour a few days during the week. The one craft that was worth while ended up costing $5-10, which I thought was inappropriate. We had the option of making Kukui Nut leis. It cost $5 for the plain nuts and $10 for the more decorative beads. I thought this was a rip-off since we had all already paid to be on the cruise; needless to say, I didn’t participate.

On the whole, the crew was nice, but overly friendly. They almost always said aloha when you walked by, but I never saw a deliberate push to be overly friendly or officious. There are a few notable exceptions. Dave and Lark in the Crossing dining room were always excessively friendly and willing to be of service. Dave brought my family cheese plates one night because he thought we might like them!

The one main complainant with the ship and its crew was the HUGE screw-up in shore excursions. Luckily my husband and I received all our shore excursions as booked. However, the rest of my family had to fight and demand to be put on the shore excursions they had previously booked. We all booked our shore excursions at least two weeks before the cruise online through the NCL site. When we got on board we found out that NCL had not accurately or completely downloaded the shore excursion request information to the ship, thus the ship had no record of their bookings. My mother, father, husband and I are all NCL Latitudes members since we have been on NCL cruises before. For this reason alone the shore excursion manager pushed our bookings through. This happened not just to my family, but to EVERYONE on board. My aunt who arrived in Honolulu with her three small children two hour before the ship left got none of her excursions until she demanded to speak with the head crew manager. He then only got her on her excursions because he did not want her three small children drawing anymore attention to the ship’s blatant mistake than they already were. They was a HUGE ERROR on NCL’s part, and it MUST be fixed as soon as possible. In addition, we cruised over the Christmas and New Year’s holidays, so there were some limitations on excursions, namely what was open on the actual holidays of Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day.

When we went on our excursions, they were wonderful!! They tour guides were highly knowledgeable of Hawaiian culture, history, and geography. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves on these excursions. Everyone in my party loved their excursions; some favorites were the zip-line adventure & the Fern Grotto/Waimea Canyon tour in Kauai, the Volcanoes National Park tour in Hilo, the Kona cultural & snorkel in Kona, and the Road to Hana tour & the Molokini Crater snorkel in Maui. My personal favorite was the Rod to Hana – yes it’s a bus tour, but you see more of the Hawaiian islands that on any other tour. We took more pictures in this one 9-hour day than the rest of the trips combined. You see rain forests, jungle water falls, black sand beaches, waves crashing on sands, lush rolling landscapes, mountainous peaks, arid grasslands – everything. We also did the Kiluea lava viewing adventure – do this ONLY if you are in peak physical condition. It claims to be a strenuous activity, but it does not tell you are hiking over HIGHLY unstable and unleveled ground. No one step is flat or directly in front of another. Also they do not tell you that the ground you are walking on and the environment surrounding it is at least 110 degrees!!! I got heat stroke and turned back when my vision got dizzy. It is at least a 6 mile hike. My husband, mother, and father made it to the red flowing lava; however, it was not that impressive and you actually had to look relatively closely to see anything at all. In their opinion it was not worth the $100 it cost.

Over all, we loved the cruise. Even my tightwad, curmudgeon of a grandfather had to admit he enjoyed himself. Things have definitely improved on the Pride of Aloha. Cruise without fear – just check your shore excursions first.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Who was I in High School?

I saw this on a friend's site and did it as well. The first time they told me I was the popular kid in high school...wtf? They got closer the second time.


Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

Who Were You In High School?
Also found this on my own. Pretty darn accurate i must say. Though Gene ended up as a Christian Scientist - wierdo. It's called the Belief-O-Matic (no, I'm not joking) on www.beliefnet.com.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (92%)
3. Neo-Pagan (91%)
4. New Age (88%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (80%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (74%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
10. New Thought (69%)
11. Secular Humanism (68%)
12. Taoism (66%)
13. Scientology (61%)
14. Hinduism (59%)
15. Jainism (57%)
16. Reform Judaism (55%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (53%)
18. Sikhism (52%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)
21. Nontheist (43%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (37%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (36%)
24. Islam (29%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
27. Roman Catholic (20%)

Monday, January 02, 2006

Home from Hawaii

So we're back...finally. After waiting 6 hours in the Honolulu airport, sleeping 2 hours on a ledge in the Honolulu airport, flying 7 and a half hours from the Honolulu airport with no leg room (my legs wouldn't even fit sitting normally - let alone in any comfortable position), waiting for 2 and a half more hours in O'Hare, flying 50 minutes back to DSM, picking up the car and animals from my dad's, sleeping for 2 hours at my mom's, driving for 2 hours back to Mason City, and unpacking for 2 hours - I think I deserve a beer.

Overall the trip was fantastic. Beautiful sights, fun times, excellent food, and family - what could be better? Sleep occasionally perhaps. I'll give a run down and post some pics from each day when I get a chance.

A brief list of things we saw:

  • USS Arizona Memorial
  • USS Missouri
  • Waikiki Beach
  • meadows where scenes from Jurassic Park (all three), Indiana Jones (don't remember which one - it had tribal people chasing him across a field), & 6 Days 7 Nights were filmed
  • jungle waterfalls
  • surfers wiping out
  • Volcanoes National Park
  • 7 old lava flows
  • 3 craters
  • Walked over recent lava flow (110 degres still)
  • red hot lava (Gene only - I got heat stroke, wimped out, and turned back)
  • orchid farm (Me only - they took those of us who wimped out on a supplemental tour)
  • Mauna Loa Macadamia Nut Farm (Me only - they took those of us who wimped out on a supplemental tour)
  • Kona coffee plantation
  • snorkling in an extinct volcano crater
  • Humpback whales
  • Green sea turtles
  • tropical rainforests
  • jungles
  • waves crashing on lava beaches
  • black sand beaches
  • small native towns
  • hair pin turns on jagged cliffs
  • unpaved roads
  • more waves crashing on beaches
  • mountain terrains
  • gorgeous sights everywhere

Okay, so it wasn't that brief...