Overheard at the Beach

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The Traffic Lets Up, But Breathing Becomes Difficult

Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left...Yes, the freeway ends....Because the continent ends, dipshit.

--Hermosa Beach, California

Mom's Backup Plan Was to Pretend to Drown

Girl: Am I going to have big boobs?
Flat-Chested mom: Um, probably not.
Girl: But boys like big boobs!
Flat-Chested mom: Only dumb boys do, because only dumb girls have big boobs.
Girl, after thinking for a minute: Grandma has huge ones.
Flat-Chested mom: Ooh, look at the pretty birds!

--Panama City Beach, Florida

via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 25, 2006

God Lifeguards Summers So He Can Work on His Tan

Lifeguard on megaphone: Attention, beach-goers, due to the sunset, you must get out in 5 minutes or else we will turn the waves off.
Girl: Oh my God! Is he serious?!

--Huntington Beach, California

via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 19, 2006


and the best


They're Not Pregnant -- It's Just the Parasites

Guy: I wouldn't go in the water if I was you.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I think there's something in there that makes you pregnant.
Girl: Why do you say that?

Guy points to large group of pregnant women.

Girl: Oh...

--Coralville Reservoir, Coralville, Iowa

via Overheard at the Beach, Aug 18, 2006